The Aftermath.

So, it turns out Audi is more of an Audi than I first imagined. In that I mean he was fun to ride.. wait, NONE OF THAT HAPPENED.. he was smooth and sleek and somewhat sexy if I'm completely honest. He DID mention the words "with cash" again, in which case I dismissed it with a "you've already told me that" kind of wave.

I also realised why he didn't pick me up, because, men don't listen.

So the whole (TWO) bus rides there I was thinking to myself "this is fucking VDAY! I'm sweating all my make up off in the 40 degree heat when he could've picked me up in his "with cash" from my front door and we could've driven IN AIR CONDITIONING to our selected destination.. WTF"

So the last time I said "I don't own a car" he must've been looking at my breasts. Which is kind of ok, because they are sort of nice. Because you see, I am more of a Bridget Jones than a Kate Moss. I have mountains, not mosquito bites. Although I'm trying to turn into a Kate Moss which is why I'm currently using her mantra: "nothing tastes as good as skinny feels". And clearly it works! Because this is Kate Moss we're talking about, not Bridget.

But back to the Audi that I didn't ride.

We went to McDonalds.

OK OK that's not fair, we didn't go there for the main course, we went there for dessert. But still, had someone have said "hey B, on V Day GUESS WHERE YOU'LL BE GOING?" You can be your sweet ass I wouldn't have guessed McDonalds. Especially when Audi talks about paying "with cash" every second sentence. Big Mac "with cash" please. Although I suppose he has paid for every meal I've ever eaten with him (2 dates worth! it's not a large shopping list mk?)sand the Sundae's. 2, with chocolate. $3.50.

Can we add the bus fairs to my total?

So I'm going to cut the guy some slack, because at least he makes me laugh. And he did feel bad when he found out I caught a bus and remembered that he didn't remember I already said I don't drive. And even if most of my laughing is from Audi making references to my "girlfriends" (read: breasts) more times than I can count.. on BOTH hands. THATS A HANDFUL. Har. Har. Geddit?

- B

Ps. Remind me to tell you about Taxi and the Hotel.